Kelli. 21. Florida. Hypothetically married to Norman Reedus. Attempting to be an adult.

shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via whosthedoctorin221b)

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So family is visiting for a few days.

This kid (whos 10) is singing Anaconda, laying on my arm( which is asleep btw), and his Star Wars toys are sitting on my leg. I just love the little wierdo so much.

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intensional:

the office will always be my favorite show

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*hears noises at night*:well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*:I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*:I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*:here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*:don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*:great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*:I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*:shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
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catsbeaversandducks:

Her name is Sassy and she’s the cutest albino raccoon you have ever seen.

Photos by ©Sassy the “Polar Bear” Raccoon
Facebook Page - Tumblr - Instagram

(via tiny-creatures)

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pointingcapaldi:

When your younger sibling walks in on you and your crush.

pointingcapaldi:

When your younger sibling walks in on you and your crush.

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jaclcfrost:

"how many times have you even watched that movie"

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